To the man, the myth, the legend, J. Pork.

Dear Dad,

I was thinking about what to write today, and honestly, the first thing that came to mind is just how incredibly hard you work for us. You’ve always been the strong one, the anchor, and the dad that somehow finds a solution to everything whether it’s fixing something or navigating a massive headache of a problem. Seeing how much effort you put into everything you do is something I respect more than I say out loud.

I'll be honest, I'm not always the best at picking up your calls kind of like how nobody ever answers when John Pork calls. But unlike John Pork, you've never once needed a meme to remind me that you’re there… is that John Pork calling? 📞 Because if it is, you should probably answer he’s trying to tell you that you’re officially the GOAT.

Love you,

— Tide ♡